February 2012
109 posts
queeniman:
I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed
Does your father beat you?
Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?
Watchinacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
Watch
Games of Thrones - Season 2
IM DYING!!! COME TO MEEEEE
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about phineas and ferb
me: wait they're step brothers...? i thought they were brothers brothers.
taylor: brothers? i thought they were just best friends
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you know what makes me a lazy bumb. im to lazy to move the tablet so im moving the mouse and typing with it. op. typing on the on screen keyboard is weird . oh my it was auto guess word thingy. haha.
Moffat's plan:
Moffat: I've got a plan.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Get an actor from Sherlock.
Lackeys: Ok. We follow.
Moffat: Then an actor from Harry Potter.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Put them in to Doctor Who.
Lackeys: Ok. Then what?
Moffat: Watch their tiny little brains explode.
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Naps
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
i really really really want to ban my roommate’s bigot friends from the apartment but she likes them.
Taylor is all for the banning too, and Kristen could care less. oops i just revealed the one who has sucky friends. Heather. i hate your friends.
cjludd:
in middle school some girl leaned over to me at lunch time and said ‘i’ve been invited to a party in ryan’s pants and you aren’t’ and i spent the rest of lunch trying to figure out the logistics of holding a fiesta inside the confines of a 13 year old boy’s trousers
famousflowerofgreenvilletown asked: That is the coolest thing I have ever heard of ever ever ever.
i gots to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
okay.
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