grow a beard: Archive

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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fuck school i just want to stay at home and play minecraft today plus sleep and eat

Feb 28th

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redsuspenders: santorum’s 5-step plan for success: ban abortion ban contraception ban premarital sex ban masturbation ban women

Feb 28th

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cardcaptorsollux: how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer do you know what happens when i get near a computer

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Francium is like that horrible, disgusting guy...

razzledazzy: Things my chemistry teacher says.

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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queeniman: I’m sorry that you’re so oppressed Does your father beat you? Are you going to be forced to have an arranged marriage?

Feb 26th

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Watch

inacognito: The single funniest scene on television ever

Feb 26th

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Watch

Games of Thrones - Season 2 IM DYING!!! COME TO MEEEEE

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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about phineas and ferb

me: wait they're step brothers...? i thought they were brothers brothers.

taylor: brothers? i thought they were just best friends

Feb 26th

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you know what makes me a lazy bumb. im to lazy to move the tablet so im moving the mouse and typing with it. op. typing on the on screen keyboard is weird . oh my it was auto guess word thingy. haha.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Moffat's plan:

Moffat: I've got a plan.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Get an actor from Sherlock.
Lackeys: Ok. We follow.
Moffat: Then an actor from Harry Potter.
Lackeys: Ok.
Moffat: Put them in to Doctor Who.
Lackeys: Ok. Then what?
Moffat: Watch their tiny little brains explode.

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Naps

expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized

reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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i really really really want to ban my roommate’s bigot friends from the apartment but she likes them. Taylor is all for the banning too, and Kristen could care less. oops i just revealed the one who has sucky friends. Heather. i hate your friends.

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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cjludd: in middle school some girl leaned over to me at lunch time and said ‘i’ve been invited to a party in ryan’s pants and you aren’t’ and i spent the rest of lunch trying to figure out the logistics of holding a fiesta inside the confines of a 13 year old boy’s trousers

Feb 21st

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